[Revontulet]

Well, Sir, you made me at a loss a little.
It seems you already know everything, what you need and how to do it.
Why did you make the ad then? "Wow, I need to speak good English at work BUT all I do is reading techdocs! And I am not in a hurry to study, I am picking the best for the cheepest price" Is it it? Right?
I am sorry, I am just mucking with you,
I am just having fun.
I do not think you need anything and especially to work with and pay for it.
I have highest degrees in many languages.... and I just have a LOT of fun with guys like you, when I get tired from lectures and tedious hard job of leading to foreign language perfection.
Loook at you! Such a thorough and smart man, ages 30!-you are not a kid any more, remember? or a school boy with грамоты at school competitions between russian wonderkids out of the local suburbs.
Why would you go to Linguist to study actual English language in a group of six for ultimate reasons of fluency in a language? Are you kidding me? Whatever you paid you are getting it or already got. Wow, merits and pets! It is an achievement!
I love it, you seek for репетитор, WHILE all you need a very tolerant professional who would agree to work with you for a very lot and big money and... muck with all your bad habits you aquired during your previous studies before... and the most of all, I guarantee - your great fantastic attitude!!!
Frankly, you are too old to study with perfection, you are too stupid and dumb to understand what you need, I am sorry, Sir. And what I advise you to do with pleasure, go muck yourself and save your money. Go play with your kids, work in your garage and talk to little fishes in the pool, it'll bring you more progress in life! Just do not bullshit professionals, please, I beg you!
It was fun talking to you, and believe me,"yellow king" taxi driver from New York, NY will be too good for an excellent merit student like you.
The next time you ask for advice. Ask your wife first if you have one, she would help you as well as subbotnik with shashliks and a lot of beer in Northen Crown of the finest city in the world, after Moscow and London. Your humble and obidient servant, Revontulet, Esq.

P.S. Dearest moderators: please do not take it as any offence to the branch, I love you all, and respect your work, and remain sicerely