This really makes you laugh....
Речь идёт о женщине, которая обратилась в службу технической поддержки, и о том, что ей ответили. Вначале идёт обращение женщины, а потом ответ на её обращение....
This really makes you laugh....
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and
noticed that the new program began making unexpected changes to
the accounting modules, limiting access to flower and jewelry
applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable
programs, such as Loving 1.0 and Romance 9.9 but installed
undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0 and NBA 3.0. Conversation
8.0 no longer runs and HouseCleaning 2.6 simply crashes the
system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems,
but to no avail.
Desperate Wife.
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Dear Desperate Wife,
Keep in mind: Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while
Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
Try to enter the command: 'C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME' and
install Tears 6.2. Husband 1.0 should then automatically run
the applications Guilty 3.0 and Flowers 7.0. But remember,
overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to GrumpySilence 2.5,
Happyhour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that
will create "Snoring Loudly" wave files. DO NOT install
MotherInLaw 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These
are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have
limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.
Consider buying additional software to improve performance. I
personally recommend HotFood 3.0, and Keep-a-nice-body 10.1.
Tech Support
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