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Сообщение от rasum
Two niggas go in a bus.
One turns to the other ang says "Emma comes first, then I come, than two Asses come, then I come again, then two asses come together, then I come, Pee twice and then I come for the last time"
A woman standing by says "You, two, insolent ignorant pigs. We normally don't discuss our private life in public!"
"Whoa, whoa, man, I'm just tellin' to my friend how to spell Mississippi!!!"
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плакалЪ +1!
В продолжение:
У китайца перед выборами спросили:
- I heared you have an election?
Он ответил:
- Oh, yes! I have it evely molning and sometimes in the evening too
И ещё, правда возможно это уже боян, но меня улыбает до сих пор:
Итальянский турист на Мальте: [читать с итальянским акцентом
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One a day I'm gonna to Malta to big a hotel. In a morning I got down to eat a breakfast. I tell a waitress: "I wanna two pieces of toast."
She brings me only one piece.
I tell her: "I wanna two piece."
She says: "Go to the toilet."
I say: "You don't understand? I wanna two piece in my plate."
She says: "You better no piss in a plate, you son of a bitch!"
I don't even know the lady and she call me son of a bitch.
Later.
I go to eat to a bigger restaurant. The waitress brings me the spoon, the knife but no fork. I tell her: "I wanna the fork."
She tells me: "Everybody wanna fuck."
I tell her: "You don't understand? I wanna the fork at the table."
She says: "You better not fuck at the table you son of a bitch!"
So I go back to my room in a hotel and there is no sheets on the bed. Call the manager. I tell him: "I wanna sheet."
He tell me: "To go to the toilet."
I say: "You don't understand? I wanna sheet on a bed."
He says: "You better not shit on my bed you son of a bitch."
I go to the check out and the man at the desk said: "Peace on you!"
I said: "Piss on you too, you son of a bitch."
I'm gonna back to Italia, Arrivederci