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Warning: Beer Contains Female Hormones
Yesterday, scientists for Health GB suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.
The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women. To test the finding, 100 men were fed 6 pints of beer each. It was then observed that 100% of the men :
gained weight
-talked excessively without making sense
-became overly emotional
-couldn't drive
-failed to think rationally
-argued over nothing
-And refused to apologize when wrong. No further testing is planned.
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